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Jan 26

about jeff and i: This is an excellent combinatio…

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about jeff and i:

This is an excellent combination as the Virgo male will provide hours of entertainment for the communication hungry Gemini female, and the chances are they will have lots to talk about as they can both operate on an intellectual level as well as an emotional one. The Virgo male must be careful with his criticisms as one tiny little negative comment about her looks or her weight will probably result in her storming off and giving him the silent treatment. When it comes to practical jokes, the Virgo male should avoid going too far, no matter how tempting or funny it is, because she will probably just get angry, rip off his wiener and ram it down his throat.

Horn Meter Reading: 5/5 hearts

Rating: Speed Horn!

Verdict: Prepare yourself for one hell of a ride! ‘This Romeo and Juliet’ relationship should theoretically, bloom like fungus in horse manure! Most people will envy and hate this couple because they get on so well.

this is kinda funny, but mostly true, at least i think it is. crazy horoscopes

7 comments

7 Comments so far

  1.  January 26th, 2005 7:59 am

    it’s amazing how incredibly jealous i can get. there’s this one thing that happened ages ago that can bother me immensely to this day. grr . . . must not think about it.

  2.  January 27th, 2005 12:56 am

    Good job! You have entered the much-debated world of astrology. …You may never leave.

  3.  January 27th, 2005 12:57 am

    i stand by the fact that they’re not big . . . at all . . . in -any- respect.

  4.  January 27th, 2005 2:05 am

    what is that comment supposed to mean? and who wrote it? oh well, i guess it wasn’t anyone important.

  5.  January 27th, 2005 7:15 am

    I stand by the fact that astrology is bullshit, and at least 50% of that was false in some part, but you notice the 50% that wasnt and hold on strong. Bullshit i tell you. Some dude gets paid 10$ an hour to dupe people by making up generalized bullshit, and no one seems to give a damn. As for the anonymous post, i dunno who it was but if you hate anonymous posts as much as me you should ridicule them more. Anons are useless.

  6.  January 27th, 2005 4:40 pm

    i didn’t really care about the astrology part, i just thought it was kind of funny. and the horoscope site is actually a joke site.

  7.  January 29th, 2005 9:04 am

    i don’t reallly believe in astrology, but they’re always half true so you never know.

    definitely not a 9. more like a 5.
    -tal