Nov 20
johnny depp as a giant bird tree?
my dreams are too weird even for me. i can’t begin to describe this one because there’s no way you could have an accurate picture. it’s just too abstract. anyway, i’m posting to say that the only mp3 player i want is this one (it’s in german) or the pez one. both are wickedly tender. fuck this ipod crap.
also, here (it’s a pdf file) are most of the secrets to david blaine’s magic tricks. they seem so obvious now that i’ve read the ’secrets’.
that’s it for now. i’m out.
6:06 pm – this is the only way i’d ever read harry potter books. it’s just too perfect and hilarious.
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ur sick and that was upsetting
harry potter is PRO
I’d like to disclaim that I was reading bash.org and laughing when you were still in diapers. I saw that quote on the day it was approved.
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So there.
that’s all well and good, but it’s still the only way i’d ever read harry potter. i don’t care when it was written, it needs to be published.
BAH to both of you
BAH
i think i might be home this weekend for american thanksgiving. plane tickets are pretty ridiculous, so i might take a random train. nothing’s set yet, but if i’m back it should be from tuesday night to sunday morning, so obviously we have to see each other. i’ll call you if i come back.